Going on a suicide mission into enemy territory carrying my favorite book: "How to make WMDs"
IDF sources say Hamas has obtained secret plans for a variety of weapons and other technologies. These plans, referred to in aggregate as "The Anarchist Cookbook", are a frightening escalation.
Chemical weapons? Like the tear gas Israel has been using in a war, which is a thing they're supposedly not supposed to do?
Probably more like the white phosphorus they're shooting into densely populated areas, which is considered a war crime.
Dubya grins. Cheney makes his sinister smirking face which is effectively his "smile".
They were gonna use the elegant string of pearls configuration, highly unstable
Oh fuck you mean they might start doing something Israel has been doing already?
Using superior Krav Maga skills, IDF Field Marshal personally defeats 35 Hamas warriors who attacked his house and stops them from building "Doomsday Device AI Robot Weather Machine". You're Welcome.
