There's actually a couple things pointing towards Jesus being Dutch in this picture. When you look at the cone of colored light, the red part is on the left, which is arguably closer to the Dutch flag with the red stripe on top than the French flag with the red stripe being on the right. Jesus' robes are also colored orange, which indicates he may be a Dutch person attending a game of sportsball (known as sportelballen in the Netherlands). The angel depicted on the right of the image is mostly cropped out here, but if you look closely, you can clearly make out that his face is painted as a tulip bulb, as was customary during the Dutch "golden age", when tulips were used as an early form of stonks and therefore soon began to turn up in religious imagery. Jesus also bears a striking resemblance to the frontman of Nickelback, an infamous Dutch rock band that soon emigrated to Canada to avoid a trial at The Hague for their crimes against humanity. Finally, he is holding up his hand in a gesture that is universally understood to mean "two pataat with extra mayo."
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There's actually a couple things pointing towards Jesus being Dutch in this picture. When you look at the cone of colored light, the red part is on the left, which is arguably closer to the Dutch flag with the red stripe on top than the French flag with the red stripe being on the right. Jesus' robes are also colored orange, which indicates he may be a Dutch person attending a game of sportsball (known as sportelballen in the Netherlands). The angel depicted on the right of the image is mostly cropped out here, but if you look closely, you can clearly make out that his face is painted as a tulip bulb, as was customary during the Dutch "golden age", when tulips were used as an early form of stonks and therefore soon began to turn up in religious imagery. Jesus also bears a striking resemblance to the frontman of Nickelback, an infamous Dutch rock band that soon emigrated to Canada to avoid a trial at The Hague for their crimes against humanity. Finally, he is holding up his hand in a gesture that is universally understood to mean "two pataat with extra mayo."
She's covering her face because the Dutch light is giving her blackface
Lol, I did an actual spit take. Classic Dutch-burn. :che-laugh:
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Nobody wants to be dutch