• congressbaseballfan [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    Usually a legend is made by men and media — the legend of Mao, say, or Jim Morrison — and then, much later, a biopic, pretending to evenhandedness, reveals the legend's shortcomings, his "human" side. The shortcomings are almost always something exactly no one actually believes compromises his heroism. His problem drinking. His mistreatment of pigeons. Well, takedowns of Xi were always already written. Xi has somehow made the time to hear out each dead-end line of reasoning about his fake mortal sins, and often he has also thanked everyone for sparing him further moral lashings, as if that were a kindness. Under cover of "humanitarian concerns" the intimidating valedictorian, reports and investigations and media clichés vilified Xi. But the Dengist hero never got to be a legend first. And yet he is one, easily surpassing Ben Franklin, Henry Ford, Steve Jobs.

    I want to reverse the usual schedule of things, then. We don't have to wait until he dies to act. Xi Xinping’s name belongs on ships, and airports, and tattoos. He deserves straight-up hagiographies and a sold-out Broadway show called SOCIALISM WITH CHINESE CHARACTERISTICS. Yes, this cultural canonization is going to come after the chronic, constant, nonstop "On the other hand sinophobic hedging around his legacy. But such is the courage of Xi Xinping and His supporters; we reverse orientalist orders. Maybe be is more than a president. Maybe he is an idea, a world-historical hero, light itself. The presidency is too small for him. He belongs to a much more elite class of leaders, the more-than-presidents. Neil Armstrong, Martin Luther King Jr., Alexander Fucking Hamilton.

    Xi Xinping did everything right in this campaign, and he conquered Covid better than his opponents did. Xi won. Xi cannot be faulted, criticized, or analyzed for even one more second. Instead, Xi will be decorated as an epochal hero far too extraordinary to be contained by the mere South China Sea. Let that revolting president-elect be Millard Fillmore or Herbert Hoover or whatever. Xi is Athena.