So first of all the most important thing to recognize is that the thing we need most is to be the thing. And that thing is crucial to remember because forgetting it would be tantamount to losing your mind. No one wants to lose their minds, right? I know I sure don't. Anyway, so you see, it's just there, clear as day. You can't miss it. In fact, you are physically incapable of missing it because the thing doesn't want you to forget. If you forget, remember, you'd already have lost your mind. You don't forget to put your pants on before you go out so why would you forget the thing? It's just not possible to be that forgetful. Sorry, sorry, I keep getting off track. To cut to the chase, cutting to the chase implies that you are actually taking a cutting implement, a knife or scissors for example, and removing everything from here to the chase. But what is the chase? Now that, my friends, is the essential question. I propose that the chase is the fundamental principle that sets all events in motion. Now, I'm not one to doubt the wisdom of Mr. Xi, but can you really blame me when he just goes around openly forgetting about the thing? It's egregious, evergreen even! You cannot just forget the thing. Especially someone with as much power as Xi Kingpin. If the leader of the world's most populous country just walks around displaying his forgetfulness for all to see, what kind of example does that set? Before you know it, everyone in china is gonna forget the thing. First china, then the rest of us. Now, you can't deny that it's a radical, even revolutionary concept. But what is a revolution? To revolve, right? If the world were a wheel, on one part of the wheel you've got a thing, you turn that wheel a bit and now you can't see the thing anymore. But you see something else and that my friends is the revolution. Now, I know that's not a very satisfying answer. Believe me folks, I enjoy satisfaction. In fact, being satisfied is satisfying in and of itself, is it not? So why on earth, in the year 2021, can we just not be satisfied, hmm? That's the key question, isn't it? Why. Can't. We. Be. Satisfied? I don't know, and I sure as hell know that you don't know either. No one knows, not even God, Patrice Lumumba, or Abe Lincoln. What do those three have in common? Hell if I know. Actually, I take that back. I do know. What the three of them; God, Patrice Lumumba, and Abe Lincoln; have in common, is that they were all visionaries. They saw more than your average man. What did God see? Now that's a good question. I think if I could answer that then God would be obsolete, wouldn't he? What did Lumumba see? No, see, the question isn't what did he see, but why did he see. As far as what Lincoln saw, I can answer that one. Lincoln saw something pretty unusual but not too out of the ordinary if we're being honest here. Anyway, I keep getting distracted by that damn clown. He's always coming in here with his big dumb shoes and his honking nose, thinking he's the life of the party. Dude can't even hold his liquor. He takes one shot and he's kneeling in front of the toilet throwing up ribbons. I can't stand people like that. So much bravado and zeal but they crumble at the slightest touch, similar to a fancy sand sculpture. But at least a sand sculpture takes effort. How much do you think it costs to build something like the Taj Mahal? I couldn't tell you but I do know it's more money than I have in my pockets. Funny you should mention pockets, I'm actually a big fan of pockets. I think pants that lack pockets are no pants at all. Where am I gonna put my keys?! Anyway, I gotta go, the clown's throwing up again and his ribbons are gonna clog up my plumbing.