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  • emizeko [they/them]
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    8 months ago

    an 80 year old man can manage seven whole phone calls before he has to go lie down

    wow I'm inspired

    • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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      8 months ago

      Claim: President Biden had to go lie down after having seven separate phone calls

      Examination: President Biden was actually administered amphetamines in between phone calls per press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, so it was highly unlikely he had to 'lie down' upon conclusion of his grueling slate of calls.

      Rating: 5 Pinocchios

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  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    8 months ago

    Biden is the glue holding the world together

    looks at the world

    Well, that explains everything

  • DoiDoi [comrade/them, he/him]
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    8 months ago

    we havshto stand fshore peashandposperity throuunder throughuot the demoschatic freewrrrld

    ok joe thanks for the call

  • Marxismwithcats [any]
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    8 months ago

    Oh sure when he does it is a sign of youth and vigor. When I only make a few calls it's called quiet quitting.

  • batsforpeace [any, any]
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    8 months ago

    most of the calls are to vassal state leaders though so he can do them half asleep

    • WayeeCool [comrade/them]
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      8 months ago

      Only call at risking of giving him any pushback or condemnation was the Vatican. Everyone else on that list is a fully house broken US vassal state. I'm sure Macron did the whipped dog grumbling but not much else.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    Listen Jack, how many bootlickings are you on right now? Boy could my old man lick a boot. biden-point bootlicker

  • pillow
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    7 months ago

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