RIPdeadswitch [he/him] to main • 4 years agoOnly the smoothest of lib brains need applyimagemessage-square23 fedilinkarrow-up150file-text
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minus-squareRIPdeadswitch [he/him]hexagonhexbear5·4 years agoYou can have my horniness when you pry it from my cold, dead, fingers! link
minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]hexbear6·4 years ago>2026 >Bladerunner hellworld >Go to local democratic party office for rations >have to take voight kampff test >mfw >"You're walking in the desert and come across a tortoise on its back. Are you horny?" >sweating, ask what a tortoise is >"You're not helping it because it's been bad. It's baking in the sun. Are you horny?" >abyss of horny has me dazed link
minus-squareThree_Magpies [he/him]hexbear2·4 years agoThe sky was the color of a twitter profile, set on night mode. link
You can have my horniness when you pry it from my cold, dead, fingers!
>2026
>Bladerunner hellworld
>Go to local democratic party office for rations
>have to take voight kampff test
>mfw
>"You're walking in the desert and come across a tortoise on its back. Are you horny?"
>sweating, ask what a tortoise is
>"You're not helping it because it's been bad. It's baking in the sun. Are you horny?"
>abyss of horny has me dazed
The sky was the color of a twitter profile, set on night mode.