• anon [he/him,he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Oh you think it's so great and special, well good for you, you must be happy all the time and feel like the king of the world don't you? Congratulations, everyone is so proud of you and just how amazing and perfect having sex is. It's better than, oh I don't know, writing music, having fun with friends, enjoying the most pristine landscape after hours of hiking, yes THESE wonderful experiences of sheer joie de vivre are nothing compared to just rubbing erogenous zones like lab rats repeatedly pressing the switch that delivers heroin, soooo fulfilling and meaningful. If THAT's your thing well you know what, I fully empathize with your preference despite the fact my view of what's important is a little bit different, I'm just glad you found something YOU value and it doesn't hurt anyone, it's a win-win really. Maybe I'll try it some day, when I feel like it, on MY own terms and not just because apparently it's a fucking MANDATORY activity for anyone to be considered "cool" (not that I think it's why YOU do it... If you just happen to like it, well you're pretty lucky your tastes happen to coincide with what will make you popular). Just don't forget there is just a little bit more to life than sex, that's all ;)

          • anon [he/him,he/him]
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            4 years ago

            Thanks, I made it up. Only on chapo.chat would I feel safe practising the subtle art of roleplaying made-up pedantic internet guys with strange grievances