CW: Suicide. Satire.

All you have to do is start an information campaign about how China is actually helping Uyghur populations by building them Mosques and providing free healthcare and education. It also helps to talk about counter-intelligence operators like this lady who has been used as a reference in western Uyghur stories while clearly being a spook.

Now, the key is to make your campaign effective and reach as many people as possible, and to be very persistent. If you're good enough at it, you will get suicided for free! That's right, free healthcare, in the US! Can you imagine that?! If we doomers all come together, we can make people aware of imperialist propaganda while also fulfilling our ultimate wish!

  • a_maoist_quetzal [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Love to shoot myself twice in the back of the head, having driven into a shallow pond