a_maoist_quetzal [he/him]

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  • a_maoist_quetzal [he/him]tonewsRussia-Ukraine Megathread 17
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    3 years ago

    Independent investigation from 2018 on the network of labs of which the Ukrainian ones are just a part, sourced from federal contracting registry and USG documents

    http://dilyana.bg/the-pentagon-bio-weapons/



  • a_maoist_quetzal [he/him]tonewsUkraine-Russia Megathread 16
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    3 years ago

    Russian MoD with more details on the bioweapons labs: claims they were working on bats, fleas, and ticks as vectors and trying to develop weapons that would only work on certain ethnic groups

    https://nitter.net/ASBMilitary/status/1501908907022860290#m




  • Putin: I'd like to talk to you about NATO expansion

    Trump: NATO? Too expensive, everyone else should be paying for it, we're paying for basically all of it! And you should see the things we're spending money on. Did you know there's like 6 labs in Georgia and Ukraine trying to make flies that live in the cold? 6 labs! I said guys, why don't we just put it all in a single lab? It'd save so much money.

    Putin: Tell me more about that

    Trump: We have the best scientists since I came in, the very best. Good genes, my uncle was a professor. And I said to them "guys, why don't you work on nuclear instead, everyone is hearing good things about nuclear these days." Obama said he

    Putin, to translator: his uncle what? What the fuck

    (short back and forth in Russian)

    Trump, to translator: Do they have McDonald's in this country, I could really go for a filet O fish.

    (translator shrugs)

    Putin: Moving offensive missile systems into Eastern Europe is bad for everyone's security.

    Trump: That's what I said! And it costs so much money! We need to be saving that money for investigations on Hillary Clinton, that's what I keep telling my guys but they just have excuses after excuses. Can I tell you something Vlad, between us high energy type individuals? Being president isn't as much fun as I thought it would be. There's a lot of rules and all my old celebrity friends get mad at me.

    Putin: I see what's going on here. Damn you Lenin, this is probably partially your fault



  • a_maoist_quetzal [he/him]tonewsIlhan good
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    3 years ago

    Democratic representatives playing the "rotating villain" game? :shocked-pikachu:

    https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/20210802-ilhan-omar-votes-for-bill-to-continue-unconditional-us-aid-to-israel/


  • a_maoist_quetzal [he/him]tonewsIlhan good
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    3 years ago

    what about the consequences of flooding Israel with billions of dollars of weapons? is it only bad when the victim nation has a powerful neighbor that produces lots of oil and gas?