I'm thinking things like flagpoles in the yard.
Like you waste however much money and resources to keep your non-native grass around and they drop in a 60 foot pole into it to be able to fly an American flag and flag for whatever shitty college you went to.
What other things are there?
It's oddly specific but I can't argue against it
Nobody drinks water here, it's nuts. Like you'll actually get people commenting on it in a lot of situations, because everybody drinks soda like it's water instead. So if you're drinking water or just have water at a restaurant, you must be trying to lose weight or be extra healthy or something.
Bananas don't have a crazy amount potassium compared to other foods, I'm not sure how that bit of "common knowledge" came about.
Is there any other country where a significant chunk of the population refuses to drink water because it quote "Tastes bad?"
To be fair, have you had american tap water? If it doesn't taste like a musty cave, it tastes like pool water the majority of the time. I consume most of my water as tea because the taste of the clorine they put in where I live makes me gag. It's been many years and I still haven't gotten over it, and neither has anyone I've lived with.
Oh yeah, I get it. Especially if you live somewhere with bad or lead pipes.
Excuse me but how exactly am I supposed to tolerate any beverage that is less than 10% sugar by weight?
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