Imagine getting a cushy GNLA job, air conditioned office, having to spend 8 hours every day watching this site. Every time you post something people respond to you with pig poop balls, you are jealous of the agents assigned to other sites and have frequently requested to be transferred but have been denied. You have to listen to not just the podcast but Matt Christman's drunken ramblings in case they contain any terroristic threats. You hate yourself and have a gun in your drawer. You are contemplating offing yourself or killing your boss and coworkers. Your wife stopped making love to you since you got this job and you are starting to think you are trans. You are in hell, doomed for an eternity to remain in this place, forever an outcast among outcasts.
It’s better than the dude down the hall who has to monitor the Austin red guard
Monitor? They're the leader of the Austin Red Guard, remember during the federal government shutdown, how they disappeared off the face of the earth? Only to come back when the government re-opened again.
Shhhhh don’t tell them that