Imagine getting a cushy GNLA job, air conditioned office, having to spend 8 hours every day watching this site. Every time you post something people respond to you with pig poop balls, you are jealous of the agents assigned to other sites and have frequently requested to be transferred but have been denied. You have to listen to not just the podcast but Matt Christman's drunken ramblings in case they contain any terroristic threats. You hate yourself and have a gun in your drawer. You are contemplating offing yourself or killing your boss and coworkers. Your wife stopped making love to you since you got this job and you are starting to think you are trans. You are in hell, doomed for an eternity to remain in this place, forever an outcast among outcasts.
I don't get why they'd monitor us when Cumtown is paid by the Iranian government to undermine the US. They admit to it in that one episode. The FBI should visit the cumtown archives and listen to, shit, I forget which one it is but it's in there within like the past four years.
"If it's good enough for the PFLP, it's good enough for me" -on getting funded by Iran
There was that one and saying the town with the most cum is Tehran due to the wise spiritual leadership of Grand Ayatollah Sayyid Ali Hosseini Khamenei, but I remember this one really damning quote that would make an FBI agent's career if they tied it to the podcast. They discuss direct material ties to the revolutionary guard corps in... man, when was that.
I haven't listened to that podcast (or any podcast uh... ever, really) I was just spitballin', if they said something similar that's pretty tight
To any fed on this site, I have some vital information. In order to really understand us, you must listen to every episode of TrueAnon.
Brace Belden will tell you all about your bosses and higher ranking officers. You will learn all of the terrible things they do, around the world and here at home.
Then you can decide for yourself who your enemies are.
HELLO to my fellow leftists. what's UP with all these podcasters speaking with other podcasters who talk about CLASS? Don't they know that's extremely reactionary? What are my politics you ask? I'm not sure actually but I'm definitely an antifascist leftist and have been since I was 3.
Your pronouns are odd for a Mormon man who likes to grill for their wife and 8 kids after a long week of engaging in online vegan struggle sessions.
Listen here buddy, there are DOZENS of Italian mormon female father vegan grill enthusiasts okay?
frank you steal my lunch one more fucking time im gonna blow your head off!!!!
I never said that, I don’t mind them talking about class. What I find strange is them talking to people who disregard anything aside from class. You seem to do the same, which is why you’re probably upset I take issue with it. Nobody every asked my politics specifically and I never refused to go in depth. Don’t paint me as some caricature and make me appear to support views I don’t even adhere to.
I do not get why you are so assmad about my post that you go into a thread obviously complaining about me hours after I’ve made the post. If you think class is the only thing worth talking about, you’re useless to the left. Intersectionality is the most revolutionary form of analysis we have at the moment.
You might want to get that looked at, or log off the internet for a bit. Whatever you do, please stop thinking about me, I don’t want any part of this passive aggressive nonsense
It’s better than the dude down the hall who has to monitor the Austin red guard
Monitor? They're the leader of the Austin Red Guard, remember during the federal government shutdown, how they disappeared off the face of the earth? Only to come back when the government re-opened again.
I'm sorry for the one who monitors the leftist D&D discord I'm in and has to listen to us (mostly me) ramble about Joe Biden's cloaca and Peter Griffin joining the IRA for hours on voice call every night
It was more they set up a car bomb and then peter unknowingly gets in and turns the key
The other one was blowing up the queen and she lands in the classic "face down arm behind the back" pose
(Neither of these specific ideas were my own btw)
Imagine thinking this site is important enough to be monitored by a fed
The sub was a literal order of magnitude larger and somehow less terminally online lol
It's good to have aspirations. They might not find us important enough to do ops (yet), but It wouldn't be surprising if we were being monitored still.
you are starting to think you are trans.
Lmao there was a post on here that legitimately cracked my egg and after I came out to myself I literally haven't felt this much self-acceptance in over a decade
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