It's so easy how is everyone so stupid. I'd invent the train afterward and drive around everyone saying "you're so fucking stupid I'm not even good at this and I did it".

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      4 years ago

      I'd have invented the beatles like 10 years before you. It took England until 1960 lmao get out of here.

        • happybadger [he/him]
          hexagon
          ·
          4 years ago

          Why would Ancient Romans, dignified people, want to listen to your The Cure when I started a side project and invented house music in the third century BCE? They even have drums and shit so I won't have to teach every single Roman how to DJ like it's hard or something.