It's so easy how is everyone so stupid. I'd invent the train afterward and drive around everyone saying "you're so fucking stupid I'm not even good at this and I did it".

  • comi [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Yeah, I do, you even think it’s islands instead of caves and manure latrines. Also you would be just as vulnerable to infections, shoveling shit:)

    • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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      4 years ago

      If I lived in the time of the Black Death, I would simply invent penicillin.

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      No no, you're just like the entirety of the ancient world. Bat guano means dangerous exposure to airborne plague. Guano islands are what smart guys like me know about. I would have gone to the Tang Dynasty and said "my way is so much better why are you this bad".