It's so easy how is everyone so stupid. I'd invent the train afterward and drive around everyone saying "you're so fucking stupid I'm not even good at this and I did it".

  • happybadger [he/him]
    hexagon
    ·
    4 years ago

    Look at me. Imagine who I must be if I'm this confident. How gifted a child I was. You think I'm going to stop at inventing nuclear power or that I'm just doing it for the hell of it? That's Step 1. I'm inventing slot machines, porno, MRI machines because they're cool as shit, and multiple domestic uses for electricity as I remember them. Electric kettles. Lightbulbs. Vapes.