I'm picturing a room full of FSB agents discussing how their geopolitical strategy depends heavily on American men not starting to wipe their dicks after they pee. They invest millions on these accounts to spread anti-wiper дезинформация

  • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
    hexagon
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    4 years ago

    But if men don't stand while they pee how will we understand the meaning behind those weird European fountains that's literally just a young boy peeing?