I'm picturing a room full of FSB agents discussing how their geopolitical strategy depends heavily on American men not starting to wipe their dicks after they pee. They invest millions on these accounts to spread anti-wiper дезинформация
Several months ago, someone here said that a coworker called them a bot while talking to them IN PERSON. I loved that.
I was just imaging going right into a terrible robot impression "OH. NO. PLAN. DETECTED. ABORT. ABORT. ABORT."
It's fascinating to me that these libs accuse people of being a "bot" while addressing them directly, like they are a person. What do they think a bot is?
They think bots are trolls pushing dangerous political ideas, basically.
It's so annoying. They are just repeating a word they don't even know the actual meaning of.
Are there actual functioning adults who think that dudes are just standing there gingerly dabbing the tips of their hogs at the urinal with toilet paper? Where would the toilet paper be? How would it flush?
But if men don't stand while they pee how will we understand the meaning behind those weird European fountains that's literally just a young boy peeing?
My urine exits level with the top of the bowl when sitting, so sitting to pee means the exterior bowl will be covered in urine. And so are my pants.
This. How can you claim dirtbag left if you don't even smell like literal shit?
I mean that's pretty bougie but if you have the money and infrastructure for it and still use paper, I'm going to judge you.
no one is talking about veronica’s deep ties to the toilet paper industry
I have a pretty thorough regimen of squeezing, shaking and wiping my peepee.
Nah, it's too banal to bully anyone over. Just chuckle and move on imo.
