Tired of all this pumpkin and plastic skeleton crap everywhere. Thanks, marketing ghouls rage-cry

What, are we going to start celebrating the 4th of July next? Might as well with the NATO membership I guess

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      11 months ago

      Buddy, there are five dedicated fireworks stores within 20 minutes of my house

      For comparison, there are two grocery stores in the same radius

    • BountifulEggnog [she/her]
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      11 months ago

      Yes, sometimes even at the supermarket. Although I think it depends on the state.

      • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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        11 months ago

        In Finland, fireworks pop-up stands appear at supermarkets and malls in the week leading up to New Year's Eve and then they're gone

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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          11 months ago

          Wait, you're Finnish and you're complaining about OUR dress up holiday? Isn't that the land of blackface Christmas?

          • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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            11 months ago

            No, that's the Dutch. I also have nothing against Halloween, just being shilled witch-shaped candy for the entirety of October