My girlfriend and I were planning on going camping today, but my girlfriend's white suburban middle class parents wouldn't let us, saying it was 'dangerous'. Both her and I agree that white middle class people are way too afraid of everything for some reason, but I don't know why. Any ideas?

  • Zo1db3rg [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    Dude its not even suburbanites. I live out in the boonies and my mom used to get mad if she came home late, after i had gone to bed, and any of the doors were unlocked. She'd say shit like "someone could come bop you in the head while you were sleeping." Like we have low to ground level windows and a huge ass bay window on the other side of the house. Like in her white boomer head there are the cartoonish black and mexican dudes sneaking up to our door like "oooo boy, if this doors unlock we's gonna bop this whitey while he's a sleeping we are." Then the doors locked and they are like "golly gosh darn guess we'll just leave instead of throwing some of these easily accessible landscape bricks through this giant ass window. That would make a real mess."