The figure slammed her hand onto the table. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DIDN’T FALL OFF THE STAIRS!?” she yelled. The quivering man stuttered out “I’m sorry ma’am he managed to regain his grip.” “YOU INCOMPETENT BUFFON! GET OUT!” the figure yelled. The man scurried out not wanting to be her next victim. “Never send an idiot to do a soon to be President’s job,” she muttered “I’ll just have to do it myself.” She reached for her trusty instrument that had never failed her before. As it was brought into the light, it’s true nature was revealed. It was a stapler.
In an undisclosed location
The figure slammed her hand onto the table. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DIDN’T FALL OFF THE STAIRS!?” she yelled. The quivering man stuttered out “I’m sorry ma’am he managed to regain his grip.” “YOU INCOMPETENT BUFFON! GET OUT!” the figure yelled. The man scurried out not wanting to be her next victim. “Never send an idiot to do a soon to be President’s job,” she muttered “I’ll just have to do it myself.” She reached for her trusty instrument that had never failed her before. As it was brought into the light, it’s true nature was revealed. It was a stapler.
You had me for a ride, was sure it was gonna be Kamala. Quality post :fidel-salute:
she is eternal, she is forever, she is
:klobuchar:
:geordi-no: heart attack gun
:geordi-yes: stumble gun
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LMAOOOO