• Sen_Jen [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    On the one hand losing bodily autonomy must be awful. Full solidarity to my disabled comrades.

    On the other hand I do not feel the slightest bit sorry for Joe Biden, this is funny

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/m8rky7/biden_just_fine_after_tripping_3_times_jogging_up/

      Libs don't remember. He's our geriatric husk that exists to hurt everyone around him.

      edit:

      (/u/lordofthezeros) I'm glad he's ok and at least there were steps involved here...much more acceptable to fall here than walking down a ramp....

      And Biden is a champ at drinking water too!

      wow golly our big strong predisnat man who can't walk up a flight of stairs gets an A++++ in drinking water to maintain homeostasis. He is indeed cognizant of his physiological needs even if he doesn't care about mine :liberalism:

  • poppy_apocalypse [he/him, any]
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    4 years ago

    I'll save everyone a trip to /r/politics:

    Watched the video....

    Eh, he needs better shoes.

    His quick recovery from the slips are more telling than the stumbles.

    This is a nothingburger.

    • Phish [he/him, any]
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      4 years ago

      I cannot express enough how much I fucking hate the term "nothingburger"

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        1 year ago

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    • RuthBaderGonesburg [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Had a pretty strong pace going up. Might wanna slow it down but overall graceful recovery.

      Trump really did a number on Liberals’ brains

    • Saint [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Yeah, and after the first stumble he sped up to try to compensate.

    • Posadas [he/him, they/them]
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      4 years ago

      KHive praying for Biden to fall and break his neck before the end of the year so they can push for a 10 year Kamala Reich.

    • poppy_apocalypse [he/him, any]
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      4 years ago

      Holy shit I thought that was a different clip and was waiting for him to eat shit on the tarmac. Poor fucker never had a shot making up the stairs unscathed.

  • RedArmor [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    They finally let Joe out. They said “all you have to do this time is make it up the stairs Joe. And you can have a big bowl of ice cream if you don’t mess it up.”

  • richietozier4 [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    In an undisclosed location

    The figure slammed her hand onto the table. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DIDN’T FALL OFF THE STAIRS!?” she yelled. The quivering man stuttered out “I’m sorry ma’am he managed to regain his grip.” “YOU INCOMPETENT BUFFON! GET OUT!” the figure yelled. The man scurried out not wanting to be her next victim. “Never send an idiot to do a soon to be President’s job,” she muttered “I’ll just have to do it myself.” She reached for her trusty instrument that had never failed her before. As it was brought into the light, it’s true nature was revealed. It was a stapler.

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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    4 years ago

    Libs are going to call this the Passion of the Biden, and photoshop it to look like he's carrying something on his back.

  • MaxOS [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    NO!! He doesn't have dementia! It's just a stutter stumble!

  • RowPin [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Mr. President doesn't know the trick with those stairs is to get on all fours and run up them like a dog.

  • LeninsRage [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I have to admit I winced every time he slipped, my mother and grandmother both had falls in recent year and its horrifying the damage it can do to older folks

  • wifom [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Im dying lol why does no one get up there and help him. Hes like 95 at least walk him up the stairs like your grandma at Macy's

    we always thought trump/biden would never die thanks to secret MK ultra medicine but i really dont know anymore

  • cresspacito [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Can't wait to link the future compilations of Biden's decaying physical and mental faculties to libs