• axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    8 months ago

    i was headed over to my local Robert E. Lee Library to pick up a copy of Camp of the Saints for my children after listening to our daily Baby Jesus Flag Code affirmation tapes (we only listen to cassette tapes because CDs are made in godless china). Before heading inside I spy the "Whites Only" sign and so I pull out my calipers to ensure the tap water isn't morphing my kids into a different race. I give a thumbs up and confirm my children are still 99% Euro-American skull shape (1% cherokee of course)

    you know, normal day. We head over to the library's Race Science section and wouldn't you know it, a blue haired caricature appears to inform us Christianity is illegal and all meat is now estrogen pills

    we gather around and scream "Begone woke beast" and the foul transgender turns into steam like that one scene from Serial Experiments Lain. Praise Reagan and vote for tort reform