Like i said in the title, it has everything anyone could want in a movie.
Badass lines, violence, explosions, love, intrigue, mystery, naked chicks, Casper Van Dien being handsome (with a butt shot), a coed shower scene, NPH, a Busey, Michael Ironside being badass, arena football, brain bugs, the game changing flip six three hole, and laser tag. What more could one ask for?!
I still remember that post. It goes down as another one of those "is this a parody or are they really this stupid?" moments