all you need is lunch
what the world needs now is lunch sweet lunch
i need some lunch like i've never needed lunch before, i had a little lunch, now i'm back for more
are you ready, are you ready for lunch
shes an easy luncher
i could go on
I believe in a thing called lunch.
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart.
There's a chance we could make it now.
We'll be rocking till the Sun goes down.
I believe in a thing called lunch.
this also can work with "blood" and "cum"
Too much cum will kill you
Just as sure as none at all
It'll drain the power that's in you
Make you plead and scream and crawl
And the pain will make you crazy
You're the victim of your crime
Too much cum will kill you every time
Only if it's a noun;
Will you lunch me or leave me forever...
Lunch the way you lie...Boo. Find an original bit. I forget which standup comic came up with this, but it's been around forever.
edit: though if you did organically come up with it, it's still a fun one
i did come up with it myself, but yeah i have also heard it elsewhere, its pretty obvious really, but still fun :)