White people should not have the monopoly on comfort and warmth, free snuggies for all under socialism!
Under socialism we'll all be catgirls and catboys, already equipped with our own snuggly warms 😽
This is wrong because they require slippers or warm socks to be properly cozy.
If you see this walking down the street RUN they will try to make you drink pumpkin spice lattes
Search oversized hoodie blanket on AliExpress, folks. While you're there, get yourself a compression blanket too. They're awesome.
Edit: actually the hoodie prices on Amazon aren't horrible.
With the coupons on Amazon it isn't bad. I got two for like $35. They seem so nice.
Make sure to follow the care instructions. I got a big ol king size blanket of the same style and it was awesome, but the heat of the dryer was too much and it shrank the fluffiness of it. Still a good blanket, but not nearly as fluffy and soft.
I'm literally in one of those right now. It's very cozy. Which is especially important given my skin is a highly reflective surface.
It's awkward, but don't forget that many whites like myself are American, and therefor descended from Puritans who refused to wear anything comfortable as a religious obligation. This and crocs are among the closest we've got to a cultural wardrobe that isn't sweaty and scratchy.
I think I would sweat buckets in that. But I'm one of those white people who runs around in shorts all the time. To each their own though