https://www.thedailybeast.com/two-killed-after-plane-crashes-during-gender-reveal-over-caribbean-sea
Imagine being born, grow up, go to an aviation academy, spent hundreds of hours flying, have a life have dreams and shit, and fucking die in a gender reveal party aereal stunt for fuck sakes leave my corpse in the sea and tell my family I was a CIA agent that went back to his life in Montana
god is trans no I will not explain, nor should anyone ask me to after the nth one of these
Black Book of Gender Reveal Parties claims there are now over 17 million deaths due to gender reveals.
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Was staring at that sideways, thinking "Today a door, today a door, law?" and then punched it into Google Translate and realized my rather boneheaded mistake.
McWhitington
Honestly, you had me going for a few seconds with this one.
It's all good so long as it doesn't end up crashing into us
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Fucking morons got two people killed because they can’t just have a doctor tell them what their creampie has Gestated into.
you'd think with how common it has become for explosives and shit people would stop trying to do something so extravagant but nope, these people all probably either are blissfully unaware or just like, "well im different"
Seeing as the 2019 and 2020 wildfires in California were set off by gender reveal parties you would think so.
Hosting a pogo stick exhibition race with pink and blue goal posts in the most heavily land mined section of Egypt
The Roman Emperor Nero would occasionally light his evening banquets with burning prisoners. You also may have heard about the big fire that happened under his reign. Rich people will always believe they are above any rules, because the law and social niceties don't apply to them.
people would stop trying to do something so extravagant
The overwhelming majority of gender reveal parties just involve, like, cutting into a cake with a particular color of frosting or turning on a colored light-bulb or some shit.
Most people can't afford skywriting, to begin with.
Man the bourgeois fuck on that boat is a huge piece of shit
Too bad the pilots didn’t eject and let the plane drop on the boat
You know, the first time I heard the term "Gender reveal party" I assumed it was a coming out as trans party. The idea you'd be that obsessed over the gender of the child instead of its actual existence never occured to me.
I have seen something like that. There's a big present and a woman pops out of it like "surprise, it's a girl" and it's kinda cute.
The days without a mass shooting meme but with people dying from gender reveals
Awaiting the moment when the Venn diagram circles labeled "gender reveal deaths" and "mass casualty event deaths" begin to overlap
I watched this video earlier. Classic banking stall. Speculation is that the pilot was distracted by the need to get the banner out and lost track of his airspeed.
one of the shittiest ways to die i've seen in awhile in all seriousness. like, fuck
As soon as he realized they were in a stall, he had to know he was dead. Very few planes in the world can recover from a stall at that height, and that's not one of them.
Don't the banner planes usually take off with the banner deployed? Could be wrong, but I thought I'd seen that
Yes, that's the normal procedure (or some catch them by hook after takeoff), but this wasn't, from the sound of things, a company that normally did classic banner hauls. It could also be a translation issue of what exactly they were supposed to deploy to show the gender.
