Every time someone hammers a nail firmly a million suburbanites flood the forums with “I HEARD GUNSHOTS! ANYONE ELSE HEAR GUNSHOTS? TERRORIST INCIDENT?”
Still deciding between that and “WHAT IS THE HELICOPTER DOING LANDING ON TOP OF THE HOSPITAL?” as my favorite genre of cracker neighborpost
I haven't really looked there much, and just got assaulted by endless waves of "I THINK THE REAL OROBLEM[sic] IN SOCIETY TODAY IS A LACK OF RESPECT"
This is so much in my small town' Facebook groups. Along with those "I remember the milkman" posts.