Every time someone hammers a nail firmly a million suburbanites flood the forums with “I HEARD GUNSHOTS! ANYONE ELSE HEAR GUNSHOTS? TERRORIST INCIDENT?”
Still deciding between that and “WHAT IS THE HELICOPTER DOING LANDING ON TOP OF THE HOSPITAL?” as my favorite genre of cracker neighborpost
Government goons spotted. What nefarious schemes could they be plotting?
Stealing my trash from my trash cans. Every god damn week.