Turn every living thing on earth into a catgirl? Lmao sure.
Every building is now a cactus of an appropriate size and shape? Sure, why not.
Give me complete ontological power over creation? Hell yeah.
Drag the very stars from the sky to fall upon us, releasing us from hellworld? You can not imagine how hard that button is getting slammed.
A deathnote that only works on redditors? Not a button but sure, sounds fun.
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a button that makes a pleasant, season-appropriate beverage appear before you, but you immediately have to shit real bad
IDK this doesn't really have any downsides if you already gotta go.
and it's 100% upside if you're backed up
Pumpkin Spice Draino