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What's the matter babe? You've hardly touched your portable mayo trough
I'm so sorry :sadness: This is literally George Orwell's The Clergyman's Daughter
Common dude can't you design a better container than what looks like a bucket of paint.
It can't take that long to use up as you can't keep a bucket in a normal fridge
that meme with the ed helms family
"mayo lasts forever in the fridge"
"nah, c'mon, like three months at most."
"no way, it goes bad in a few weeks!"
"you guys refrigerate your mayo?"
Normally I bitch cause hating mayo is classism but nah, you can have this one guilt free.
Kraft mayo is bland tasteless dogshit too. If you're gonna fill a literal tub with Lmayo, at least fill it with something that has a semblance of taste.
Waiting for someone to edit this to be Ben Garrison's Twitter and a bucket of cum
Wouldn't this start to go rancid with the average person's mayo usage
Most store bought mayo can now be pretty much left out forever because they blasted them full of preservatives because of it having a reputation for going bad at room temperature really fast. I literally heard this information from a government appointed dude while getting my food safe certificate
