“Campaign Trump was A New Hope. It ends on a clear win for the good guys. Luke, Han and Leia spend the movie fighting the Empire against all odds the same way Trump fought Hillary. And at the end Luke blows up the Death Star, the Empire is on the run, you can technically end the story there and it still makes sense. Trump's first term was Empire Strikes Back, he's won but he's fighting an uphill battle against the left, he had to fight against Mueller, Media, Impeachment, he has trial after trial the same way Luke fought trial after trial in the way to become a Jedi. And the ending to Empire ends on a downer, on an uncertainty kind of like today but in the way, it works out for the hero. We're currently in the comic books they wrote that take place in between the two stories where Luke is regrouping and finishing his training while Leia and Chewie are trying to find a way to rescue Han. Jan 20 is the start of Return of the Jedi, it's the part where they go to rescue Han, things look bad for them but they kick their ass and then they go balls to the wall against the Empire during the Battle of Endor.”
Fuck you people for making me aware of the Donald website lol
Same, but I have a feeling it’ll be Crenshaw instead