you might say that she just made a minor slip of the tongue but youd be wrong

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    4 years ago

    Kamala's going to assassinate Biden like the CIA assassinated Fidel.

    It's going to be eight years of ACME gadgets while Kamala runs off cliffs and gets hit by trains. Then Biden will just fade out of existence like old paint, and Kamala will be President six weeks before Tom Cotton is sworn in.

      • VolcelPolice [any]
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        4 years ago

        Kamala is way above Joe with a wrecking ball ready. As soon as she sees Joe coming she releases it, but just before it hits him he bends down to pick up a penny. All Kamala can do is watch in horror as the wrecking ball swings back up at her. She's sent flying into the sky, disappearing with an audible gleam.

      • Swoosegoose [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Alternatively she starts running in a circle while the shadow of the anvil follows her and gets bigger.

  • htz [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    a stiff breeze is going to assassinate biden lets be honest

  • Mrtryfe [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    Isn't this all part of the plan? Biden is just a front to give the presidency to the VP before he chokes?

  • joshieecs [he/him,any]
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    4 years ago

    she's 100% gonna push his ass down the stairs. she is stone cold heartless.

  • asaharyev [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Hooray, we love our American democracy, don't we, folks?

    A president who lost the popular vote will be replaced by a man nominated after a former president called the challengers to tell them to drop out and get behind him, and then he's going to immediately resign and appoint a woman who couldn't manage to win a single delegate.

    Either that or the incumbent will again lose the popular vote but stay in power.

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I thought it was well understood that Biden would not actually be president, but would resign with at or shortly after inauguration?

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Sure, why not. Democracy is when we elect our leaders but then the most hated people in the country take power using trickery.

      • heqt1c [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Nah he's already officially named Kamala, the establishment knows the Clintons are a curse, and even they aren't that dumb.

  • buh [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    low-interest loans for business owners

    low-interest loans for business owners

  • Waylander [he/him,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Wrong: Kamala Harris is going to assassinate Biden

    Right: Biden is going to have a VP-involved death

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    4 years ago

    I wish she would assassinate my mouth with her pussy if you know what I'm saying. Queen juice amirite?? Can I get a booya??