Seriously, its honestly fucking embarrassing being on this site sometimes, there is a reason so many of the old sub people didn't stick around.
The gun is good, the penis is evil
2009-2011 is when I became a communist, and I never went back
Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi.
I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American pastimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks)
I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch emblem on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil!
I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
No problem, damping off has claimed several of my cannabis seedlings in the past
JJ Abrams is the biggest hack in hollywood, and that is really saying something
You forgot about MacArthur
Too late
Seriously, this site has become so insufferable with this kind of shit
Good apollo IV neverender, best concert I ever went to
"A true victory is to make your enemy see they were wrong to oppose you in the first place. To force them to acknowledge your greatness"
That doesn't look like the mypillow guy
He got dumps like a truck
If Biden loses next year, which is looking more and more likely, the DNC are just going to get rid of primary elections altogether, at least for president.