More. Thicc. Presidents.
Joining the marine corps and getting yelled at my entire life so I can salute the fattest of asses while a helicopter downdraft wafts the smell of wetwipes up and down my nostrils.
Motherfucker woke up and shaved for this shit. Put on his Marching Band-ass dress blues. This is the funniest fucking picture.
I worked briefly for a debt collector. He was friendlyish with me but a real piece of shit to everyone else, including his wife who turned around and micromanaged the shit out of us. He was an old dude shaped like Trump who sat on a special pillow. He had a health issue where he couldn't control his farts. His office smelled like shit and he would loudly cropdust everyone every time he moved. He often swore when this happened. I have to think Trump does the same thing, with his diet and age.
It's like starting a new character in Oblivion and hitting "Random" but for the whole body.
Please bring back the down-vote button specifically for this post pls
Was this when he didn’t know how to close an umbrella or when he had terlet paper stuck to his shoe?
