Found on /r/sino so no link to the vid but I think this is his channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsn9WDg5JMqN7aZIkMEdrFg/videos
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi.
I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American pastimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks)
I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch emblem on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil!
I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
These copypastas are physically painful to read, but beautifully written. Bravo.
To borrow the phrase from my korean brothers in the DPRK, this boy should be beaten with a stick like a rabid dog.
I sincerely believe there should be more dunking on reactionary weebs. I don't see enough of that where I look.
We should challenge them to katana duels
Then just shove them into a locker
What a fucking goldmine. Half of his videos are him trying to whitewash the Imperial Japanese Army and Navy, like "Look, here! I found this example of three japanese sailors burying a deceased US pilot with military honors, this means we conducted war in an honorable manner! :so-true: "
Does he not know that actual Japanese Imperialists don't like people like him? To them, they're complete freaks, completely despised, one way ticket to the nearest labour camp and forgotten about.
Imagine putting in the work for revisionist Japanese right-wingers. Okay Ken-Sama.
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2017/9/8/south-korea-worlds-longest-protest-over-comfort-women
Victims of the Japanese Imperial government protest outside the Japanese embassy every week
:bruh: being a fan of a culture doesn't mean you have to excuse every single thing former regimes have done
“I like sushi and anime, therefore I must deny genocide!”
Funny thing is the Japanese nationalists who committed these acts would probably find a lot of the shit from modern Japanese culture weebs are into removed.
Wow. The commenters on his videos are mostly Japanese people. They're thanking him for telling their stories. "I am proud as Japanese that Japanese army evacuated residents of the island for they are survive. Anyone cant become to be winner at any war."
I would have assumed a strong section of sarcastic assholes mocking the shit out of him. What gives?
Isn't modern Japan still very nationalist/racist and not very critical of imperial Japan?
I could be wrong, but I was under the impression that, as a whole, Japan is still a fairly right wing country, especially in its view of history.
Their conservative ruling Liberal Democractic Party holds monopoly on power and are constantly rewriting their high school history books to paint Japan's role in WWII in a more positive light. Their politicians including their Prime Minister still prays at the Yakusuni shrine, that houses over 1000 convicted war criminals. Just imagine German politicians rewriting history books and praying to dead Nazis, it would cause immense anger in Germany and throughout the Western World, but in Japan it's only slightly controversial.
Yakusuni shrine houses ALL Japanese war dead. It's like complaining that the US president prayed at Arlington National Cemetery.
Yes, all military are buried there. The Japanese are still digging up beaches in the Pacific and transferring the bones to Yakusuni for burial. It's not like they're going to War Criminal Cemetery and cackling while they have a Black Mass in honor of Unit 731.
That's why China and Korea still feels their apology for their WWII crimes is half assed, as long as Convicited War Criminals are treated the same as other war dead
It’s like complaining that the US president prayed at Arlington National Cemetery.
:yes-chad:
mostly Japanese people
Correction: Japanese losers who are equally as pathetic as this guy
This man would die of a heart attack the split second he touched a real pussy
Implying he doesn't have a whole room dedicated to storing all the sex toys he's imported from Japan
Unless you meant the physical impact
Japan as a whole has been getting a PR makeover since China took their mantle as the scary Asian country. Used to hear a bit of scaremongering about Japan and how xenophobic they are. Now I hear more about how peaceful and developed they are while all the criticism that went towards them now goes to China.
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