• Yllych [any]
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    6 days ago

    Tommy's eyes widen as he slowly lowers the drinky from his lips

    "this.. is .. heckin amazeballs!"

  • Comrade_Mushroom [comrade/them]
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    5 days ago

    god I'm so fuckin sick of libs

    the world is burning down around you and you're aggressively playing a kazoo at the people denying your mom a hospital bed while she dies of cancer

    useless fucking shitlords

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    6 days ago

    Trump will hear the kazoos, turn to his assistant, and ask "wait, I'm stars war?". At that moment he will resign and take Jimmy Carter's place in the pantheon of wholesomeness.

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
    hexagon
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    6 days ago

    Nance is a natsec guy and to build up his natsec cred with flag-waving he joined the Ukrainian Foreign Legion.

    Malcolm Nance

    2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine

    On April 18, 2022, Nance revealed that he had joined the Ukrainian Foreign Legion in March 2022. In an interview with Michael Harriot of The Guardian, Nance alluded to African-American military aviator Eugene Bullard's service in the French Foreign Legion to his service in Ukraine, hoping to inspire "African Americans and young Americans who have been in the military" and describing the International Legion as "the pantheon of the defense of democracy in the defense of Ukraine".

    • lil_tank [any, he/him]
      ·
      5 days ago

      Liberal politicians really did drink their own "moderates always win" kool aid

    • blunder [he/him]
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      edit-2
      5 days ago

      Never seen this before this is wild lol. Gonna go find the whole thing

      Edit: these are the biggest nerds in the history of civilization.

      "Operationalizing the Strategy"

      Pied Piper Candidates

      Holy shit this writing is smuglord incarnate

  • TraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]
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    6 days ago

    Let's imagine thousands of people show up and start playing the imperial march on kazoos. It's going to sound like the lamest vuvuzelas and it's just going to be a single drowning note.

    Orchestra conductors exist for a reason.

  • yoink [she/her]
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    6 days ago

    if you like your twitter handle uhhh you can keep it obama-drone

  • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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    5 days ago

    So this is the libs' version of a protracted people's war against a hostile government. Neat.

    • happybadger [he/him]
      ·
      5 days ago

      I'm mad as heck about this fascism stuff but I'm a goofy goober

  • prole [any, any]
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    6 days ago

    The first two things they should already be doing all the time. It would actually be funny if there was a way to make the inauguration crowd small af, but funny is all it would be. The kazoo bit makes my whole body hurt just reading it

    • ProfessorOwl_PhD [any]
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      6 days ago

      The kazoo bit makes my whole body hurt just reading it

      ok but consider this: What if we convinced the actual inauguration crowd to play the star spangled banner on kazoo during the inauguration, and kept it going as a tradition. Every future president starting their term to an off tune buzzing that's meant to be patriotic.