i don't have a link because I stole this from elsewhere, yes I am a :lib
It would be more egregious if it was real. Satire is dead. :marx-joker:
i have done this before but it has not worked out due to reasons i rather not say on here
:yikes-1: :yikes-2: :yikes-3:
That's gonna be a :yikes: from me fam
290lbs last time i checked
Nice little disclaimer there lmao. I wonder how many years ago that was.
well there goes my self-esteem :sadness:
i hardly meet any of this absolute king's requirements
time to start smoking again, convert to islam, do a rachel dolezal, and stop shaving so i can keep this guy as far away from me as possible
Rachel Dolezal was the "transracial" (oh god spellcheck didn't underline this) lady.
You wouldn't believe how many smoking hot babes this guy has had to turn away after it turned out they were an inch taller than him or latina
see this is why i don't have tatoos, otherwise i'd miss out on generous offers like this!
he might not be all men, but this guy is a lot of guys all at once
Could make a circus tent with all of those red flags.
I want to know the thought process for people who make big asks like this.
