Investigate something and print something newsworthy? Nah, let's have somebody who's not allowed near local elementary schools tell us about why trans people are bad
It's always someone who had something to do with Epstein writing a piece about why cancel culture is bad.
Coincidence? You're giving them way too much sensibility. You see, that lawyer was actually a clone made right after the David Schwimmer clone but before Lisa Kudrow. The real lawyer has actually gone time traveling to rescue Mr. Potato Head. And any judge that accuses Trump of wrongdoing is a clone meant to make him look bad. Any evidence is clone-vidence for the same reason.
All journalism is opinion pieces. Twitter user says this, obvious CIA front group says that...
Opinion pieces aren't journalism, and now that newspapers as we once knew them are all but dead, maybe we should consider not putting opinions and journalism under the same banner anymore.
"after they lost their natural habitat, elementary school zones, the exotic Striped Epstein Associates migrated, taking refuge in the newsroom of national newspapers"
Opinion pieces are good in partisan rags but it is a complete fucking joke when we have "prestigious" "journals of record" trafficking the ideology of Jennifer Rubin and Matthew Yiglesias as if their perspectives offered some kind of public service.
