Jesse i completely understand what you are talking about

Jesus, Malcolm. Got enough sodium..?

bro that's a lotta salt the doctor said you should watch your blood pressure

"Burger, with a side of pancakes? Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?"

“I am fucking exhausted with the service in this diner. Whey do we keep coming here?”

Nostalgia critic reboot

jesser i need 15 bucks for borger with a side of pancak

"You did the only thing you could. I hope you understand that."

"Jesse, you know I'm salt-pilled, right?"

jessi wat the fhack aer yuo tlakign abuyt..