its full of extremely janky ai art and legitimately impossible shit that relies on complete political illitaracy from the entire electorate. link to the pdf.
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Hahahaha oh shit, "ENTREPRENULSOIP, CRITICAL THINKING, LITERACY" and the kids sitting on the plastic garden chairs. I won't even comment the rest because it's just fascism but already incompetent in promises.
The kid sitting in the middle of the front row has no head. :scared:
There's also many kids without laptops, but two of them apparently use a small telephone booth instead.
TLDR of some of his insane points:
- No immigration, all immigrants who ever entered Britain should be deported (and anyone who comes on boats that are about to sink will be left there)
- Live 24/7 TV ("BBC Punishment") of specifically knife crime offenders in solitary confinement meant for kids "tempted to pick up a blade" to choose otherwise.
- The BBC will solely get its topics from Twitter ("X") and will have a system similar to "community notes" to "fact check" their stories
- No mention of LGBTQ+ issues in any schools will be allowed, the primary purpose of school will be to teach "traditional family values"
- Cap "non-British residents" at 10% of the population (white nativism)
- Replace any and all "modern art" with statues and monuments of "British heroes"
- Require British signage, flags, and architecture along all streets
- Any illegal immigrant identified by cops is deported within 7 days with no trial
- Prioritize "entrepreneurship, critical thinking, and financial literacy" in school
- Never engage in any foreign aid for any reason
- The more you pay in taxes to the NHS, the quicker you get care (the poorest get the least, and are charged for services whenever possible)
- Weekly referendums will be "powered by blockchain" (whatever that means)
- Non-citizens who do a crime will be instantly deported
- Adding 25,000 police officers in just London
- "Simplify" the tax code to the point anybody could understand it in 20 minutes (this effectively just means cutting out income tax brackets and the like to make sure the wealthy pay less)
- No "pitfalls or penalties" for "getting richer" (So... no tax at all?)
- Boxing and Wrestling in schools
- Licensed, armed security should be "accessible"
- A national Bitcoin reserve of an unspecified value
- "Blockchain-verified voting"
- Withdrawing from the UN, WHO, etc, any organization that "erodes national sovereignty"
this is awesome. so perfectly, deliciously incoherent, unenforceable, vile, stupid and nonsensical you can just feel the angry seething
Right? It comes of like early 2000's spam. All it needs is flashing magenta/cyan stars and promises of making my dick bigger.
It has the feeling of an almost-due assignment done last minute where the result is just a raw stream of emotional thought onto the document without any actual thought put in to it whatsoever.
Like you can tell he was angry at the BBC for not following his narratives, and the first thought that came to his mind was "X is free speech" and he just slapped that on there because it made him feel good.
"Blockchain-verified voting"
that's really the modern version of "only landowners can vote".
I don't think it's necessarily comparable, since that in no way implies monetary value would be used to gauge votes. (remember, "blockchain" and "crypto" are different things)
I think he just saw the intrinsic capability of blockchains to record and verify data, couldn't see how a normal database run by the government you're voting for would provide the same functionality and security in that context, and just ended up using it as a buzzword for "more secure" or something.
Kind of like how he also wanted a national Bitcoin reserve. He doesn't want that because he understands the underlying economic function of inflation, national debt, etc, he just wants that because it sounds good to him on the surface. ("inflation bad, bitcoin = no inflation, therefore holding bitcoin = no inflation")
Imagine having an existance where this sounds like a world you want to build.
I assume this person to be just deeply broken, because this is so far beyond any dystopia anyone has ever written and then there lives an actual human being who would want this.
I think Tate should be studied, as some sort of horror of pathriarchy personified (and Musk, Peterson and all these types). These are like the most violent fantazies of a very immature mind, not that I necessary think immature is a good word for it, because kids are far more ok than these people.
Schools should prioritize 'entrepenuership'.
Boxing and Wrestling in schools.
Liscensed, armed security ahould be available.
So basically, this combines into:
Privatize the police via public(?) schools that (mandatorily?) teach children martial arts, and that entrepeneurship basically boils down to 'start a business the government will subsidize' when you don't actually have any real starting capital.
... Its like a very stupid sequel to Fight Club where, somehow, Tyler Durden becomes the President/Prime Minister, forgets about destroying capitalism and consumerism, and instead, uses the state to basically start a franchise of fight clubs that 'go legit'.
Privatize the police
...Except he also wants to have 25,000 public police officers added to London too, I guess?
He can't even keep his own narrative straight within the same minuscule context.
After deporting all the immigrants, he still has a pile of "laws" that deal with immigrants that will still be around, and also non-citizens who will also still be around.
I think he legitimately just used the completely wrong wording, (because of course he did) but the interpretation I got from the actual raw text was that he was differentiating between native-born citizens, and people who applied to become citizens, but didn't come in through other immigration/visa processes.
So essentially, implying that you're only a "true" British person if your parents were British, and you were born in Britain. So even if you, for instance, applied for citizenship, waited years, got it, moved there, got a job, bought a house, etc, then if you, say, shoplift, you get deported almost instantly, but if you were born in Britain, you'd just get the usual legal treatment.
At least, that's what I assumed he meant based on the other context.
Let's be real, the test is entirely based on
and people whose family have been living in TERF island for centuries will be kicked out while white Americans who moved there last week won't be touched.Two generations back of deportations? That's... A lot. I'm not entirely sure there would be a huge amount of Britain left.
I'd get deported even though only one parent would be an immigrant (while the other half of my family has a long history of being in the British navy >.> ). Not that I live in the UK anymore, and if Tate ever got elected the society we'd live in would be both very different and one I wouldn't want to live in.
Well, he's not exactly too specific, I have no clue if it's 2 generations or just the most recent one, or if he meant something completely different altogether. It is, after all, essentially just an incoherent manifesto probably typed up in a few hours to make him feel good about his supposed impact on the world.
I meant like... So many people have at least one non-UK-born parent, requiring at least two generations of natural-born-citizenship for someone to stay. Sorry for poor wording. (also he wasn't born in the UK I think?).
Yeah, it does vibe with getting blackout drunk and posting to facebook.
damn and here i thought the fking tate brothers would drop a well thought out political programme
If you asked a racist 14 year old boy to come up with a party platform it would probably be identical to this.
This is because Andrew Tate mentally is a racist 14 year old boy
"I will cut all income taxes forever, hire 25,000 police officers per major city, replace/build British monuments and signage on every street, and introduce new subjects to schools, and ban woke, and make 24/7 TV-"
"Sir, Scotland, Northern Ireland, Isle of Man, Wales, Cornwall, Jersey, Guernsey, Gibraltar and Slough have all seceded from the United Kingdom"
I don't know why I opened it, but I did.
And lol: "The BBC will be stripped down and rebuilt: • Its mission will be factual reporting, not propaganda. • BBC will get its topics from X"
We truly get to witness the most unserious things these days.
Introducing BBC Punishment—a 24/7 live broadcast of knife crime offenders serving solitary confinement. No redemption arcs. No second chances. Just the cold, hard reality of a life wasted in a concrete cell.
Not even the wackiest thing in there
I had the same reaction, I thought he was an american who lived in eastern europe for sex trafficking purposes
I just listened to him speak in am interview to find out what he sounds like and I would not describe it as pretty obvious that he's British
critical thinking is when you write "critical thinking" on the whiteboard/screen, and the more times you write it the criticaler it is
Can China just go ahead and colonize Europe already? Westerners are incapable of self-governance and the more we try, the more progress they make in their goal of polluting all life to extinction.
The world would be better off if Andrew Tate put his head under a hydraulic press and turned it on.
Hopefully, he does it outside. While i agree that it would make the world a better place, think about the poor guy that's gotta clean that shit up.
If his politic doesn't involve an ugly geezer 'aving a pint with the lads while being racist he won't get anywhere but also Reform already exists
All of his victims are (as far as I know) over the age of consent, he'll never make it in the british politics
yeah but notable paedophile Elon Musk is currently trying to crater Reform and have Nige' deposed for some reason
Even funnier the nazis of the anti-communist party have endorsed him
Did you... intend to attach the AI-generated picture of British schoolchildren in the future, or?
yes, because that is from his manifesto lmao. the entire thing is like that
Holy Hell the entire thing really is like that. Fucking pinch me.
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