No thanks.

  • MaoTheLawn [any, any]
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    2 days ago

    uh oh

    he's made me ready to die for my country

    the first ounce of patriotism I've felt in years

    rule Britannia

    you can take my childhood alcoholism from my cold dead hands

    • RaisedFistJoker [she/her]
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      2 days ago

      the us invading the uk would be really good for convincing people the west is a set of us client states rather than independent democracies

    • Eco [she/her, he/him]
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      2 days ago

      i will die before i see an american flag flying over staines or milton keynes

    • Lerios [hy/hym]
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      2 days ago

      i don't rate much about this country but the ability to have the odd drink at when you're 8 is certainly one upside. having to wait til 21 is mad.

      • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]
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        2 days ago

        In certain US states (most of them?), it's legal for people under 21 to drink alcohol with parental supervision. Ironically, being exposed to Old Milwaukee Lite piss-water when I was about 7 made me stay away from booze until I was 21.

        • Lerios [hy/hym]
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          2 days ago

          yeah genuinely - i feel like associating vodka with my mother/family events much more strongly than Cool Fun Parties definitely helped dull the lustre of going wild when i turned 18, and "underage" drinking made sure i knew my limits by the time i went out into the world on my own. its good for the soul and that's why the average amerikkkan is Like That 😔🙏

    • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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      2 days ago

      You sound like you're from Wisconsin. I guess we're not so different after all.