Imagine if he told McConnell he wouldn't fill RBG's seat until $2000 checks with his name on it were delivered to every American before the election. Mitch the bitch would've caved, Trump would've won as a maverick who bucks his own party to fight for the people, and the creeping fascism of the past few years would've gotten even more popular.

Definitely not a mild case.

At this rate, we're going to have a nationwide crab shortage by Monday.

It's time for a woman in the white house!

*5 because "better than a republican" Joe Manchin exists