I just received word that I am positive for COVID-19. I want to thank all of my friends and colleagues who have reached out to ask how I was feeling in the last day or two. I will be receiving medical attention today and will keep the necessary folks apprised of my condition.— Governor Christie (@GovChristie) October 3, 2020
At this rate, we're going to have a nationwide crab shortage by Monday.
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March my brothers and sisters, maaaaaarch!