hell yes hell YES the vibe 
Salmon lead really fucking hard lives. They're the Enemy at the Gates Soviets of the animal kingdom. That being said, all of em were gonna die real soon anyway, if they're in a river and it's spring they're headed back to the lake or pond from which they came and then having more babies and immediately dying. The babies take the same rout with the same beers the other way to the ocean, vibe there until they're horny and then see above. They are here for one specific good time and not a long time.
I wonder if farm salmon that escape get the urge to swim back to the farm during spawning season
If it's any consolation they've already transformed from lil fishes into horrifying lovecraftian monsters.
tiny salmon swimming up the stream
tiny salmon chasing the impossible dream
"Salmon" is not a gay archetype I'm familiar with, but I'm here for it.
It's similar to an otter, but scalier and with a slime coat. So basically someone with eczema that isn't responding to being treated through over-moisturization.
Bit idea: using the strength of the salmon run as an augur for how funny the news will be that year
I don't need therapy, I just need to get publicly drenched in a strong stream of salmon surrounded by 20 bears.
FRESH SLOP!
