I was figuring the bird wanted to act, let me be Lear

A horse! A horse! All 57 states for a horse!

Obama, but he's a sentient liquid entity formed from Crystal Pepsi:

A new take on a classic

Best post of the year posted on the last day of the year, absolutely incredible

if you like your kingdom, you can keep it

Amazing

Obama, but he's a raven quickly tapping, gently rapping at my chamber door: Nevermore! Nevermore!

That lead actor's name? John Kerry.

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