I'm stoned right now and the fact that I can't eat this rn is actual heresy.
Why go through the effort of making this when you can color ketchup purple with industrial byproduct that's banned in most of the world but perfectly legal in a few western countries.
Xi Jingping could recruit millions of American sleeper agents to the Chinese communist cause if he gets ahead of us in this technology. Joe Brandon must open the Strategic Lard Reserve and order the national guard to begin deep frying operations immediately
i know that, i can read the title. still gross. imagine getting dumpling grease in your soda. yuck
Death to America
It took me a second to realize that the dumplings and the drink are fully separated from each other and this is just a novel way to carry a cup and a bowl in one hand.
To me this looks like something I would get at some sort of festival and share with the people I was with. I definitely couldn’t eat all of those myself
This kinda looks like one of these massive Blood Marys that have shit like burgers, fries, pizzas and whole rotisserie chickens as a garnish.
At first I thought the liquid was the dipping sauce, and you’d eat a dumpling then slurp a little sauce out of the cup to go with it. Seems like a better idea than filling it with soda
Yeah, not really a fan of this concept. Looks kinda annoying to drink. I imagine guys with beards will really struggle here. I also wonder how tight the hole for the straw is because I definitely don't want a bunch of dumping grease in my soda.
but how can they steal something, which never existed?
all I know is I've never seen that at a fair or amusement park before
Actually I think the place I remember them from is sports stadiums
You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy America, not join it.
I'll take the dumplings but not really a soda drinker anymore. Fill that up with a savory sauce for dipping the dumplings though and I'm all in.
such a shame, i felt like you could've gone pro
Would be down for this but I'm worried about the soda getting warm and the dumplings getting cold
