• 7bicycles [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    jesus christ even in mythology the american is unable to imagine other than a comic book thing

    • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      This was made by AI so it just reflects the spiritual rot in the culture that produces the training data.

    • BodyBySisyphus [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      Gonna go to the symphony in Washington with an ultra high speed camera to see if I can catch the subtle vibrations in the air around politicians as their D-cancelling fields switch on and off during the show.

  • miz [any, any]
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    1 month ago

    587 Hertz? way too many because you can only drive one rental car at a time

  • RiotDoll [she/her, she/her]
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    1 month ago

    a youtube playing a 10 hour ambient track on loop that is "587hz 777 healing energy align your chakras lucid dream" will have to suffice

    • Krem [he/him, they/them]
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      1 month ago

      video pauses every 12 minutes to play a 30 second ad during which demons seize the opportunity to cast black magic spells on the white house, shapeshifters infiltrate the administration, and reptilians turn back the clockto 2012

  • Pili [any, any]
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    1 month ago

    How is Elon Musk gonna enter the white house if they do that?

  • Adkml [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    It might be whacky suggestion but it's objectively less damaging than most stuff republicans and a bunch of democrats actually support.

    Like it's ovjectively better to pay somebody a full time ceremony to ring the vibes bell every morning than to pay t hat same person to comb through food stamp applications and find people to cut.

  • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]
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    1 month ago

    I really want something like this just so i can see the mental gymnastics when Hilary Clinton or whomever stands next to it and doesn't become pink mist or whatever is supposed to happen

    • regul [any]
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      1 month ago

      yeah but what if it's a alien and it's inside the symbiote suit

  • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    "increased carbon emissions could have a negative impact on the atmosphere? What crazy person would think our oil companies would ever hurt us!?"

  • Lovely_sombrero [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    About time someone came up with moderate common-sense solutions to our problems.