My regime will make speech the freest it has ever been by just sending everyone to jail immediately. You will be able to voice any opinion at all, no limitations, because you are going to jail anyway, end of story. Want to call for my assassination and the ovethrow of my regime? Go ahead, you're going to jail. Politically checked out and have no strong opinion about my regime and its decisions? You're going to jail. Fanatical supporter of me and my regime put in charge of actually implementing this policy? Buddy, I will see you in jail.
Jail sentances will be lengthened if you speak out or fail to speak out while in jail. Speech is going to be SO FREE, unlike all of us who will be spending the rest of our lives in jail where we belong.
"free speech" is liberal idealism, because it doesn't matter what you say without a platform
Under hexbear rule, everybody has equal chances that the worst take they ever had ends up as a site tagline for all eternity.
this is why I strive for all my takes to be equally bad, makes it too hard to choose
And who controls
this{the mainstream} platform, the media infrastructure needed for it to spread ...? The ruling class of the day
Under my regime I'd literally give all the rights to my supporters and execute those who oppose me 🥶🥶🙏
I follow the party line by just not having bad takes, simple as
I just avoid having serious takes so nobody can ever criticize me. If I do happen to have a take someone thinks is bad I just immediately capitulate and apologize profusely till they let it go.
Oh and if I have a really bad take I just delete my account and make a new one.
I also use the secret technique called "I've somehow missed almost every struggle session" and have kept to mostly posting in the news mega
I keep posting the worst takes I have but everyone keeps upvoting me
I just change my identity every time I order vegan pizza with my fascist credit card (VISA signature rewards)
How about a hexbear party line but it's an old timey telephone landline where everyone rants over top of one another.
As much as I think there's too many comms, there should be one people can submit taglines for consideration.
c/submissions for taglines, comms, emojis, and sick wrestling finishing moves
