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What the fuck? Make capitalists scared again. Of I have to drag a guillotine to work for some good toilet paper, I'll do it
Fuck toilet paper for anything besides patting dry after I used my bidet. Fucking chopping down trees so ppl can use half a roll wiping shit. And if you get one of those "1000 wiper" shits it's awful.
https://www.toiletbidet.com/definitive-guide-to-portable-travel-bidets.php
So you'd rather clean your ass with dead tree and be embarrassed instead of cleaning your ass with water like a civilized human? If anyone looks at you funny ask them is someone smeared shit on their TV would they clean it with water or with toilet paper?
I swear Americans are the dumbest people
I became that person in my place of work in 2015. It was fine. I kept in my backpack a little trash bag in which my toilet supplies (a very small bottle and hemorrhoidal wipes for when shit got really bad) were stored. I kept on the outside of that some hand sanitizer so that I could access the bag and bidet with clean hands (and not have to worry about the outer surface getting contaminated with my shit. If I ever go back to in person work, I'll be bringing the whole backpack to the bathroom for my bathroom breaks again.
I have no idea if my peers made fun of me. I don't really care though. Not having a bloody ass is way more comfortable than having one.
edit to add to OP: Also add a lot more fiber to your diet.
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I just wanted to offer my experience because I expected to feel a bit embarrassed and was pleasantly surprised.
When I've wiped myself raw what I do is get the toilet paper wet with cool water and then daub my ass with it, instead of wiping. Far less abrasive and the cool water is soothing as much as it helps to clean.
Maybe consider taking a fiber supplement. It'll help your stools bind together so that you will need less wiping in general.
Also consider getting some kind of ointment, take a shower before bed, and slather the ointment on your anus. Moist skin stretches. Dry skin tears.
oh yeah the prep H should help, but I use just a neosporin-like jelly for the night time butt moisturizing, it has no medicated "tingle"
Maybe consider taking a fiber supplement.
Psyllium husk powder. Mix about a tablespoon into a tall glass of water, mix the ever-loving hell out of it, and drink the sludge that it turns into. Do that once a day, and you'll barely need TP. It's horrifying and it tastes like rancid applesauce runoff, but it's a good solution (pun not intended) to the "wiping the tip of a brown Sharpie" problem.
That's the same stuff I use! It's changed my life. It helps me navigate my IBS. It's a lifesaver when I travel and I have to eat at restaurants and I don't nearly get enough dietary fiber from restaurant food.
This is me in rehab/the psych ward. Asshole absolutely owned by cheap toilet paper.
The worst is when your asshole is bleeding out and it's still not clean. Fuck it, I'll just go with the doodoo ass then bleed to death here on the toilet.
Try pooping before and after work if you can. Some coffee, a hot shower, and a filling meal can usually get the poop out.
Ideally you'd make your boss foot the tp bill, but it isn't worth your health.
U should probly have someone look at it there's a bunch of stuff that can go wrong with asses, and often the treatments aren't very expensive, like stool softeners or ointments and whatnot