• eduardog3000 [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Howdy Y'all, my name is Kenichi Smith!

      I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

      I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

      I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

      When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

      I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

      Wish me luck in America!

    • hamouy [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Oh my god, it is the original, and it couldn't be more beautiful.

  • btbt [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Im so glad that they decided to end the Simpsons after season 10, imagine how much the show’s legacy would be tarnished if they let it continue!

  • redthebaron [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    having to open up the simpsons wikia so i can understand WHO THE FUCK IS MILO AND STRAWBERRY

  • RowPin [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Me as a child: Haha, Comic Book Guy is such a pathetic loser!

    Me now: Comic Book Guy represents a standard I will never achieve or live up to.

  • fmmg1778 [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Wow good thing I stopped watching the simpsons when it was good!

    (That means I never watched it 😎😎😎😎)